February 2012
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me: I have an essay to do for--
tumblr: no you don't.
me: yes I do. its important.
tumblr: but don't you wanna just take a tiny break and scroll down my dashboard for a while?
me: but it's due tomorrow--
tumblr: shhhh just scroll
How Do You Socialize when you hate everyone.
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bobies:
sometimes i forget i’m not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
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friend: have you ever seen Strange Addiction?
me: yeah.
friend: I was watching this episode the other day, and there was this guy who was in like, a romantic/sexual relationship with his car.
me: so you were watching Supernatural?
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How is my RA seriously the loudest person on my floor? Fucking really.
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When I think about books I touch my shelf.
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friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
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I’m in one of those what the fuck am I doing with my life? moods.
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